Assalammualaikum Warrahmatullahhiwabarakatu,
sebenarnyer aq bosan + sedih + kecewa.....
x tawu laa nk ckap camner... :((
mmg laa susah nk ckp...nnty ade yg trse pulak...
aq mmg suke bce blog2 owg...best bley buat aq happy...
tpi...kali ini aq bce sedeh pulak...
rse nyesal aq x on9 pepagy smlm...
setelah setahun aq dok stj...
aq dh jumper pempuan yg mmg perfect tok aq...
bgy aq laa....tpi nk tackle pempuan bukannyer sng...
susah jugak... tpi naseb baek die nie jenis yg dgr kte...
tambah lgy nk tackle die nih, ade pulak yg bercompete ngan aq...
kat stj gak... kitorg tackle dye secare public....
satu kelas tawu... kelas laen???
ntah laa...ade yg tawu, ade yg x tawu...
cikgu pulak ?? guru kelas je lah kowt...
tapi mmg sweet memory laa.... time tackle2 tuh...
best jugak..pastu tibe laa cuti akher taon...
dh aq x dpt nk jumper dier... miss pulak...
mcm owg gile aaq teringat dye...maklumlah...dh lme x jumperr..
pastu ade laa pulak....tragedi yg memisahkan kitowg..
aduih....sdih2.... pujok dye bukannyer senang...susah gell...
tpi alhamdulillah....berkat usahe aq....n pertolongan from my friend...
ok lah blek....tpi nih yg susah...nk menang haty dier blek....
yg bercompete ngan aq tuh dh nk menang pulak...
dh nk menang...blom menang lagy...hrp2 x laa....
aq xkan nk cpat mengalah....teros je lah...cari mse yg sesuai...
aq teringat blek camner nk menangkan haty dier cam dlu....
secare public...nk ke buat care tuh blek ??
tpi nk ke ulang mase silam n do it again ???
org slalu kte pdg ke hadapan...teros maju ke hadapan... ntah laa....
i'm just thinking about it....
bosan plak....
x tawu laa nk citer aper...
dh kte bosan senyap je lah...
sk0laa dh nk naek, kowg dh beli brg sk0laa blom ???
aq ade laa skit2.... in progress...
dlm kebosanan nih, aq bce laa funny n joke stories....
aq nk share lahngan kowg skit2 nih...
1. Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn't there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn't find it.
The conductor said, "Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it."
Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said, "Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you bought one."
Einstein looked at him and said, "Young man, I too, know who I am. What I don't know is where I'm going."
2.
A student recognizes Einstein in a train and asks, “Excuse me, professor, but does New York stop by this
train?”. Wait let me check.Then,
Einstein asks conductor: "Excuse me, does New York stop by this train?"
3. In the period that Einstein was active as a professor, one of his students came to him and said, "The questions of this year's exam are the same as last year!"
"True," Einstein said, "but this year all answers are different."
klau ikot kan mmg susah nk faham....jokes dye dlm english...so pening laa skit...
mmg kelakar laa klau kowg fhm...
tu je lah kowt....time kaseh kepade yg membace...
salam...
p/s> jgn terase lak cite kt atas tuh...klau tawu sper,senyap jerr...sshhhh !!!
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